Crisitunity and Tim Tams

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Dear football (any code) fans on Twitter

SHUT UP

Just shut up.

The season is over.

You’re boring. Nobody gives a fuck.

Shut up.

Every weekend, you constantly livetweet every one of the 50 fucking matches on that weekend.

When finals come and the number of matches dwindle, you rather boringly start lamenting that you can’t fill my Twitter feed all weekend with football tweets.

Seriously, shut up.

I have been tolerant because you’re entitled to like a sport and tweet about it (and I certainly tweet about boring shit too) but, when you’re still tweeting after the season’s over, on shit like the trades and club politics, or what your favourite shaven gorilla in the team is doing, desperate to keep that seasonal euphoria going, you need to have a personality re-evaluation.

Stop retweeting every single person on Twitter who mentions football. I don’t care. The season is over. Shut up.

And can you please, this year, at least wait until after Christmas before you start tweeting “Bring back footy season!” like the 2 dimensional bore you are?

Seriously, go outside if you’re bored. There’s a beautiful world out there. Or get into summer sports. Do drugs. I don’t fucking care. Just shut the fuck up about football for a little while!

And don’t get me started on people who, once the season is over, watch “Classic matches” and livetweet them. Great! Just want I want all over my feed: commentary on the 2004 Preliminary final between the Who-gives-a-fucks and the Nobody-fucking-cares-it-was-ten-years-agos.

Shut up!

(Yes, I am aware I can ignore, unfollow or block those who talk about boring shit. I am also aware that I have no right to dictate what interests others. But I also have the right to occasionally vent snarkily; sue me.)

Oct 1
unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

(Source: srsfunny)

hegodamask:

Favourite Character Meme -
1.Favourite Character: Senator Chancellor Emperor Palpatine (Darth Sidious)

"I want to be a force for change. I want to rule.”

sourcedumal:

hobbitdragon:

crotchetybushtit:

usually unpopular opinion puffin pisses me off but this is so important

yes this

ALL OF THIS

sourcedumal:

hobbitdragon:

crotchetybushtit:

usually unpopular opinion puffin pisses me off but this is so important

yes this

ALL OF THIS

(Source: wildreservations)

I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)

(Source: chrisprattings)

I wrote this on Facebook last night but I feel it should be shared with all social media outlets (warning: it’s about Robin Williams and suicide, so avoid it if it’s a trigger)…

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"Shhh! Shhh! Don’t struggle… it’ll all be over soon…"

"Shhh! Shhh! Don’t struggle… it’ll all be over soon…"

thisdecisionisreallyhard:

horsemannumber0:

sweetpretending:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

australia; spot on. 

America; 1000000000000000000000% accurate.

Australia’s even more accurate because it continues to ignore the fact that the British weren’t first. 

OMG RUSSIA!

Jul 5

It never ceases to amaze me that people can join this collective digital network of every culture on the globe, yet get snarky and resentful when people from one of them celebrate their national day.

Let the Americans enjoy their Independence Day. They don’t need someone from the UK, Australia or wherever being snarky because there are some stars and stripes or fireworks gifs floating around on the internet for ONE DAY.

All people of all cultures have the right to have some pride in their identity and, when your culture’s national day (or equivalent holiday) comes along, you have the same right to celebrate it.