Just shut up.
The season is over.
You’re boring. Nobody gives a fuck.
Every weekend, you constantly livetweet every one of the 50 fucking matches on that weekend.
When finals come and the number of matches dwindle, you rather boringly start lamenting that you can’t fill my Twitter feed all weekend with football tweets.
Seriously, shut up.
I have been tolerant because you’re entitled to like a sport and tweet about it (and I certainly tweet about boring shit too) but, when you’re still tweeting after the season’s over, on shit like the trades and club politics, or what your favourite shaven gorilla in the team is doing, desperate to keep that seasonal euphoria going, you need to have a personality re-evaluation.
Stop retweeting every single person on Twitter who mentions football. I don’t care. The season is over. Shut up.
And can you please, this year, at least wait until after Christmas before you start tweeting “Bring back footy season!” like the 2 dimensional bore you are?
Seriously, go outside if you’re bored. There’s a beautiful world out there. Or get into summer sports. Do drugs. I don’t fucking care. Just shut the fuck up about football for a little while!
And don’t get me started on people who, once the season is over, watch “Classic matches” and livetweet them. Great! Just want I want all over my feed: commentary on the 2004 Preliminary final between the Who-gives-a-fucks and the Nobody-fucking-cares-it-was-ten-years-agos.
(Yes, I am aware I can ignore, unfollow or block those who talk about boring shit. I am also aware that I have no right to dictate what interests others. But I also have the right to occasionally vent snarkily; sue me.)